What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 04:40

Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do some guys treat girls so badly?
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
Why are American women so ugly nowadays?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Were you ever in love with your teacher?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
How has your life changed since starting college?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.